Things to NOT do...

[dagibbs]

Eat a 1/2 lb of figs the evening before you're going to stand in front of a classroom full of customers for 8 hours.

Comments

[sultrysong.livejournal.com]

I think this gets put in the category called, "Oops."

[dagibbs.livejournal.com]

Or, perhaps (forgive me) an anagram of "Oops".