Things to NOT do...

[dagibbs]

Eat a 1/2 lb of figs the evening before you're going to stand in front of a classroom full of customers for 8 hours.

Comments

[mycrazyhair.livejournal.com]

Oooh. I'll bet you'll be a really popular instructor, based on the number of breaks you'll be giving them. :-(

[con-girl.livejournal.com]

That is a really bad pun!

Breaks!

[sultrysong.livejournal.com]

I think this gets put in the category called, "Oops."

[dagibbs.livejournal.com]

Or, perhaps (forgive me) an anagram of "Oops".

[shadowriderhope.livejournal.com]

Oh man... what were you thinking? :)

[kgkofmel.livejournal.com]

I'm betting thinking didn't actually enter into it...