personal add meme

gacked from everywhere

The challenge: Write yourself a dating advertisement.
The Rules:
# It has to make you sound as unappealing as possible
# It has to be honest - you can't lie at all
# It can't sound as though you're deliberately making yourself sound unappealing.

The short form:

Middle-aged man seeks HBB.

The long form:

Middle-aged poly geek and partner seek young, attractive, submissive, bisexual woman to join our couple, be our sub, and especially perform domestic service.

and off to Texas

Leaving for Texas soon, last minute email & LJ before departure. Bye Ottawa, see you in two weeks.

and, arrived in Austin

Got here fine -- flights went well. Small planes (2+2) for both legs, had an exit seat for Ottawa-Dulles, then somewhere at the back for Dulles-Austin, but I think I had the only empty seat on the plane for the 2nd leg beside me, which was nice. Napped most of the 2nd leg.

Hotel room is the usual, blah.