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The challenge: Write yourself a dating advertisement.
The Rules:
# It has to make you sound as unappealing as possible
# It has to be honest - you can't lie at all
# It can't sound as though you're deliberately making yourself sound unappealing.


The short form:

Middle-aged man seeks HBB.

The long form:

Middle-aged poly geek and partner seek young, attractive, submissive, bisexual woman to join our couple, be our sub, and especially perform domestic service.

Date: 2007-09-23 03:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kattale.livejournal.com
ooooo. If you get one, would you share? My bath-tub needs cleaning... *grin*

Date: 2007-09-23 03:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dagibbs.livejournal.com
*snicker*

Date: 2007-09-23 11:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] foms.livejournal.com
I read the rules for this posting service and, try as I might, I can't find a way to make myself seem all that bad. Come be with me.

There, how's that?[g]

Date: 2007-09-24 03:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dagibbs.livejournal.com
You're running a Worldcon in two years -- where will you have any time for them to be with you?

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