personal add meme

[dagibbs]

gacked from everywhere

The challenge: Write yourself a dating advertisement.
The Rules:
# It has to make you sound as unappealing as possible
# It has to be honest - you can't lie at all
# It can't sound as though you're deliberately making yourself sound unappealing.

The short form:

Middle-aged man seeks HBB.

The long form:

Middle-aged poly geek and partner seek young, attractive, submissive, bisexual woman to join our couple, be our sub, and especially perform domestic service.

Comments

[kattale.livejournal.com]

ooooo. If you get one, would you share? My bath-tub needs cleaning... *grin*

[foms.livejournal.com]

I read the rules for this posting service and, try as I might, I can't find a way to make myself seem all that bad. Come be with me.

There, how's that?[g]