David's sure-fire cure for insomnia...
Feb. 8th, 2011 07:01 pm(patent pending)
Sunday night, get to bed between 2 and 3am. Have the snow-removal people working on your street, with a truck backing up every minute or so, with the beep-beep-beep of the backing alarm. An alarm that sounds remarkably like an alarm clock alarm.
Get up at about 5:20am, with the beeping still happening. Get stuff together, coffee, and pick up a friend from 5 blocks away at 6am.
Drive to Mont Tremblant. Ski for the day, with no lift lines so you are never wasting any time standing around waiting.
Drive to your hotel, wander out for dinner, back to the hotel. Have a small glass of Sortilege.
Turn off computer to go to sleep around 7:30pm. Be asleep within minutes.
Sunday night, get to bed between 2 and 3am. Have the snow-removal people working on your street, with a truck backing up every minute or so, with the beep-beep-beep of the backing alarm. An alarm that sounds remarkably like an alarm clock alarm.
Get up at about 5:20am, with the beeping still happening. Get stuff together, coffee, and pick up a friend from 5 blocks away at 6am.
Drive to Mont Tremblant. Ski for the day, with no lift lines so you are never wasting any time standing around waiting.
Drive to your hotel, wander out for dinner, back to the hotel. Have a small glass of Sortilege.
Turn off computer to go to sleep around 7:30pm. Be asleep within minutes.