Missing sheets

[dagibbs]

I went to change my bed today (an experience in itself with a broken ankle), and found that two of the four fitted sheets that fit my bed seem to have gone absent. I used to have (at least) one navy fitted, two light-blue fitted (still around) and one cream fitted sheet. I can no longer find the cream or nave fitted sheets. I wonder where the hell they may have gone. I know washing machines have a reputation for eating socks -- but fitted queen sheets are just a bit bigger -- I'd have thought out of the size range that washing machines would prey on.