Damn pigeon

[dagibbs]

This morning a pigeon was loudly trying to get laid just outside my bedroom window at the ugly hour of 6:20am. Yuck. And, he was bloody persistent about it, too -- going on and on.

Comments

[pezchica.livejournal.com]

Maybe he'd been watching pigeon porn and just couldn't get to sleep?

[ragnhildr.livejournal.com]

When I lived in my appartment, I used to see really vicious pigeon fights on my balcony. Apparently, it was prime real estate for impressing the chicks!

[concordantnexus.livejournal.com]

You need to convince a pair of peregrine falcons to live at your place - no more pigeons, only artistically devoured remnants all over the driveway.