Shopping lists...

I have a whiteboard in my kitchen, and on it I put shopping lists. This has led to others adding to my shopping lists, especially if a party or get-together happens at my place. There was such today (which I venued, rather than hosting), and the shopping list from this party is:

sensitive penguins
Boat
pony
Oscar
Tonto
platypus
men

Nobody would own up to shopping for men.