OMFG The trees!

The trees, they're having sex EVERYWHERE! On the windows, on my car, in my nose! Everywhere. Each morning, there's a coating of yellow dust (bloody pollen) on the windshield that I have to clean off. All the cars around here look like they're halfway through a Canadian winter where, for some reason, all the salt was dyed yellow before being put on the road.

Argh!