weather!

We got thunder. We got lightning. We got torrential rain. We got 60mph wind gusts. We got tornado warnings.

Did someone forget to tell the weather it was January?

Didn't you always know?

Weather...

The temperature has dropped, the wind is whipping buy, and everything out there has frozen. I sure hope I can open my car door tomorrow morning. I wonder how icy it will be?

You know the weather is bad when...

the brewpub where you're eating is playing the weather channel on all the big screen TVs rather than sports.

[edit: "where" was "that"]