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gacked from everywhere
The challenge: Write yourself a dating advertisement.
The Rules:
# It has to make you sound as unappealing as possible
# It has to be honest - you can't lie at all
# It can't sound as though you're deliberately making yourself sound unappealing.
The short form:
Middle-aged man seeks HBB.
The long form:
Middle-aged poly geek and partner seek young, attractive, submissive, bisexual woman to join our couple, be our sub, and especially perform domestic service.
The challenge: Write yourself a dating advertisement.
The Rules:
# It has to make you sound as unappealing as possible
# It has to be honest - you can't lie at all
# It can't sound as though you're deliberately making yourself sound unappealing.
The short form:
Middle-aged man seeks HBB.
The long form:
Middle-aged poly geek and partner seek young, attractive, submissive, bisexual woman to join our couple, be our sub, and especially perform domestic service.